Our Gods

The Ie-crai Ie-crai believe in 3 gods. The first of which is the Holy crab god, who created the island in about a minute then went to sleep for a week. The second god they believe in is evil, The Politics Shrimp. This evil force is said to bring modernization to the island, as well as taxes and buisiness. so the islanderns burn all shrimp on site, with laser eyes! The third god is they best of all, The moon crab. This god created the moon, and every month the claw of the crab can be seen moving slowly across the moon. This God is responsible for the waves a mile out of the island protecting it from( Dramatic music) POLITICS!!! All in all the everyday life of a I-crai islander is very fun, and ridiculous.